I Love China

Of all the papers I've sat for, CSE was the best. I love China. I love Mao, Deng, OCP, Reform Era and Confucius.

Essay on Confucius came out. Heh, spot on. Mr Yeo discovered everyone did the same question minutes after exam ended. The result of spoon-fed generation. I'm in it.

Anyway, dinner with the family at East Coast later! Finally something to look forward to.

Chemistry is fail by default. So that's one F. Maths, I'm thinking subpass. So, S. GP maybe a D because of my uber disgusting, poor structured, incoherent and shit essay. Physics is a U, I don't need a reason for that. CSE, I'm aiming C.

Okay off to doing something stupid. Anything stupid.

Confucius Says

Confucianism emphasises on proper social conduct of social relations to achieve smooth running of state and self. Confucianism is relevant in China today (post Reform Era) as its teachings can ammeliorate the social problems that rose as a result of R.E. R.E emphasis on material wealth and people in turn succumb to their material graft resulting in their losing spiritual and moral bearings. I love Confucius.

Last paper tomorrow and I'm getting back my Chem paper tomorrow right after CSE. More reasons why I love MJ. Sarcasm. You know this got me thinking, excluding tomorrow, it means the Chem teachers had 4 days to mug... I mean mark our papers. And that's like a lot of papers. Maybe, an example they want us to emulate when studying Chem.

Anyhow, Maths and Physics papers were a goner. Like total shit loss. Nothing useful at all. Maths was slightly better because there wasn't a question you could not start. But that doesn't mean you can end it either. Which is the common case for me.

APGP, Binomial, Graphs were okay. Vector, recurrence and some other thing cannot make it.

Physics was the shit killer. The paper was so screwed, I am screwed.

Okay, will do Reform Era.

Wish me luck for Chem tmr! i need it.

Quickie

My mom and I were talking about our family last night and went as far to our distant relatives. Then, around midnight, we got a call. One of our relatives had passed on.

That's how fragile life is.

Rest in peace.

A quick one, here.

I'm so effing disappointed in myself for GP essay. I've never screwed up so badly for an essay and when it has to happen, it's mid year. Baaaik. Compre was okay.

Chemistry is chemistry. Hard like balls. Section B was relatively better to me and you know, it's this kinda ruse they employ. Feed them easy peasy questions at the start, lure them in, and when they tell themselves there's a probability of passing the paper, that's when you give them your hardest blow and screw their asses upside down.

One thing I learnt, you really need stamina for exams like this. 2 hours of Chemistry followed by another 45 minutes of Chem MCQ without break. Now, that's a marathon.

Too shagged to even do my GP.

Okay, 3 more papers to go.

Ryan, is that you? HAHA.

OMG.

Someone from the US visited my blog because he/she had typed "ryan stiles" on Google but found my blog instead. Heh. Talk about obsession.

I know you'd love to shut me up but I am convincing myself that Ryan Stiles is so self-obsessed that he types his own name on Google and then... yeah, you know how the story unfolds.

Whoever said lying was bad was definitely not telling the truth. Cause I feel goooood.

Okay GP now.

dear god, im not asking a lot. just let me pass 2 H2s preferably one of it is chemistry and the other of your choice. and please, you dont have to give me A for gp, just let me do well in it and for cse, please, please, let me at least pass my essays though i have yet to start on the subject. and, oh, please dont steal my countenance from me during the papers. thank you!

Bye darlings.

Tell Me What's Your Flava

I slept last night at 430am.

Ask me what I did.

Heh, no it wasn't Whose Line. I was organising all my notes into the different ring files I bought- something you rarely see me doing. It took 3 hours to search all over the house for all my notes and tutorials and then keeping them in the correct files.

Worth it though. I feel like a new woman.

Mid Years on Monday and at this point, I'm just like... lets do it.

Screw up or not, that's another story by itself. I've set very realistic targets for myself, heh, if you know what I mean.

Me: (singing craig david's) What's your flava? tell me whats your flava?

Mom: Strawberry.

Dad&Me: ...........

Semester 1 over.

Semester 2, here we go. Go to hell.

Good Luck one and all!

3 Days

All this shit about staying away from blogging and just maximising this week is just what it is- shit.

My friends, I only have the intention to pass 2/3 of my H2s and that shall be Chemistry and Maths. But since MJC has quite a reputation for Chemistry papers, that narrows it down further to 1 H2. And because I'm only 17 and I'll make mistakes in my life, I'll sure make mistakes in my Maths paper and no, it's not because I don't know how to do it, it's just that I learn better from my mistakes. So, that narrows it down to zero H2 passes. And, screw Physics upside down.

I have to pass GP or else I'll quit JC and join Improv. comedy and earn lots and lots of money like Ryan Stiles. Then, I'll move to LA and my chances of seeing him is so high and when I finally meet him, he'll realise that I am also an improv. comedian and just like him, I drop out from school and has become a rich bitch. Because we have so much in common, he'll forget his wife and his three kids (the eldest is 1 year my junior) and we'll get married and live happily ever after. The end.

3 more days to MYE and that's all I'm doing. Counting the days.

Anyway, hello. My birthday is about 4 months away. I really like Whose Line, uh huh, I especially love Ryan Stiles. Then, I saw this DVD on Amazon.com and it says "Whose Line Is It Anyway: Season 1, Vol 1 and 2 (uncensored)". Yeah, my birthday is 4 months away, in case you forgot I said that.

Okay, I'm off to have some kinky fantasies about Stiles. Oooh, big shoes. :D

Flying COCKroach

I hate it when school is starting again. Everything is so miserable now. I've not watched Whose Line for the longest time. I'm dying to watch Ryan Stiles again. I'm missing so many people. And, I'm always feeling sleepy. Okay, well that's constant.

Anyhow, I was revising my work this last night and because I've always hated anything that has to do with papers, pen and calculator, I will do everything to alleviate the pain. (i think im allergic to studying) So, I opened the windows, in the hall and living room and just when I was about to be drowned in the music in my ears but not my work, I saw something flying at the side of my eyes. Time was 1154pm and hell at that time even if I saw Peter Pan flying, I'd kicked his balls.

But nope, it was a freaking giant flying cockroach from hell and it flew right to my right cheek and once it touched my human skin with its disgusting insect wings from hell, it flew around the house.

Forget kicking his balls, I was such a pussy and all I did was screaming helplessly, waiting for rescue. And all that happened in less than 10 minutes but it was too disturbing, I've decided to abandon my plan to revise.

And, now I'm here. Heh.

Whatever ah, all I'm left to do for Chem is to just memorise all those shit from my Chem notes and do Redox. Can ah.

You know, this has got to be the first MYE I put so little effort in. I'm very disappointed in myself but I saw this coming.

Sayonara. I'm off for some shut-eye, then Chem, then maybe I'll choose Physics or Maths.