Convo

Friday night:-

Me: Ba, i want an iPhone.
Dad: whats wrong with your phone now?
Me: whats right about it?
Dad: how much is it?
Me: 600ish with contract.
Dad: you think i print money is it?
Me: yes. wtv, you suck brotha. HAHAHAHA.
Dad: ....

Saturday:-

Dad: Lets go to the Apple shop.
Me: !!!
Dad: its 1000 plus without contract.
Me: ya, a bit too expensive eh?
Dad: iphone sucks la. what other phones you have in mind?
Me: omnia but nvm la.
Dad: we go singtel shop now to see if they have.

Later...

Me: sooo, are you buying me a new phone?
Dad: you think i print money is it?

Today:-

Dad: (called home) im at changi singtel now. the uncle said iphone sucks. omnia can?
Me: ohmygod. you getting me new phone today?!!
Dad: ya but iphone not good la. a lot of problems and very expensive la.
Me: you really getting me a new phone today?!
Dad: ya quick. omnia quite good la.
Me: expensive not?
Dad: dont care la. you like not? or you still want iphone? but iphone very bad.
Me: ohmygod. i like omnia. i want.
Dad: okay.
Me: thanks ba. you suck ah ba. buy changi nasi lemak also please.

I Want

I know that are supposed to be on my mind now is organic chemistry, waves and vectors and what to do if I screw the promos. You know, things like those.

But, I have real problems to solve like how to get that 125$ mango top in spite of inflation, where to go for dinner later and most importantly...

Iphone or Samsung Omnia?

Both are almost alike but I'm leaning on Iphone but I'm thinking I'm doing that just because Iphone is the shizz and I may not really like it. Omnia is the practical choice but you know... It aint Iphone.

Urgh. I hate having to take sides.

Clinic Joke

Down with fever again.

Yesterday, when I was throwing up in school, my vomit came right out of my mouth and my nose too. That got me really really scared. And the nose hurts really really a lot.

Sorry council couldnt go for rehearsal today and decor!

In clinic this morning,

Doctor: Anwar won many votes ah.
Mom: Ya and I don't like.
Doctor: Now there's no more mee rebus in Malaysia. Got sodo-mee (sodomy) only.

HAHAHAHA.

i have no title

Watch me contradict myself.

I think I may have hope in Physics. Not a whole big fat hope; just a teeny weeny little hope. You see, there was this lecture test that not many did well in and surprises of all surprises, I got a 11/25 for the paper. And if I had not been such a pussy and evaluated my answer for total energy, I would have gotten a 13 thus a pass.

But, that's not the point. The point is, Ms Wong stamped this "Improved" thingy on my paper and I was quite pleased, definitely. And, when we got back our Oscillations assignment, I passed again (a rarity, I swear). And she commented that I'm proving and she has confidence in me.

How to give up like that?! And she is really a dedicated and caring one so you know she's sincere about it and not just smoking. God, this is really hard now!

And you know what's also hard?

When your dad is very nice to you.

No, I love my dad. I tell him "I hate you" and "You suck, brotha!" before laughing hysterically at myself because these have no impact whatsoever on him. That's how I say I love you. Probably a little different from how you do it, eh?

So, he got this lobang and he smsed me in the middle of Physics tutorial with 3 pages worth of perfume brands that I may be interested in. And, I thought it was pretty funny because a) he spelled Calvin Klein wrongly and b) he loves to nag when I take his money to buy perfume.

Now, this is where it gets tough. He asked me 2 perfumes that I wanted in case the first one is out of stock. And he chose 2 also. So, he called his friend and he ordered both the perfumes I wanted and only one of his.

"Love is buying 1 perfume so your daughter can have 2"- my father.

How to tell him he suck like that?!!

Respite

Finally!

I missed this space a little actually. Haha. How have you been? Cause I've been fucking great!

No, don't believe me this time.

Many many things happened that are worth mentioning but ironically, none is in my head right now. All I can think up there are dy/dx, cis trans, optical isomer. Cause that's pretty much what I've been doing this week. Yes, that only. Pro, no?

Oh! I and alongside with a few of my classmates (I know it has to be my classmates and I, my English is perfectly fine but I need to stress that this happened to me, yeah whatever, don't judge) were locked out of Chemistry tutorial today!

I was pretty scared at first cause I've never been locked out of first, my room, second, my house and third, any class. So, it's only natural la but slowly, I got the kick of it. And, it was pretty shiok to the extent of being a great joke. We freaking stood outside and looked through the glass window panes and kept ourselves busy with 38123812271273129873 number of isomers that can be formed from one molecule.

And, seriously la. I'm not complaining or giving up, okay maybe on the verge of hoisting the white flag but please la, I'm just a girl. Yes, I have boobs, not brains to do Physics. I just cannot do it and oh no darling, don't you dare do your thang and say "You didn't try hard enough!" cause if you are a guy, what do you know about having boobs?

And, if you are a girl and a) your knowledge of Physics extends widely to the usage of vernier callipers, I suggest you back the hell off. b) you take Physics and you are doing extremely well at it, good for you girl, but no, not everyone can be a freak, can we?

That being said, the reality is I'm doing Physics and boobs or not, its Physics to the end. And, that doesn't change the fact that some of our brains just refuse to process if the the acceleration of the apple is upwards or downwards, eh?

1 month to promos!

Organic Chem kills.

2 hours of Organic Chem slaughters.

Will do a proper post soon. Been busy!

Human Labour

What happened this morning further reinforced my point that PW kills.

So, the group met up for some last minute meeting. Oh wait, no it was 3/4 of the group cause the other one apparently was too sleepy to even wake up to join us. Yeah, that's right. Sleepy. And the other 3 of us are so goddamn awake, filled with such fervour to drown our Sunday morning with this horrible existence that just wastes our time day in and day out. Otherwise known as PW.

And, this isn't the first time our group has been fuctioning as a 3 person group.

I don't know why I'm typing this here anyway but it just pisses me off that while the rest of the group are trying to meet deadline, some asswipe can choose to just not wake up.

I had something else to say here but all that "excitement" from above has distracted me.

Anyway, keep them tags coming darlings! Will reply very soon!