Yesterday during Maths lecture, we learnt some corelation shit and had to use the GC to calculate some values. So it was something like X is dependent on Y and vice versa and so you can find the values by the GC.

Lecturer: So, if you dont see the Y values, dont worry. just scroll down and its there.
Me: Actually, if you scroll down some more, you'll find values of Z.
Kai Hui: Oh really ah?

OMG.

And the best one during Chem lecture,

Lecturer: Group 7 is the most complicated one in inorganic chem. It has 1001 erections.

OMG THE BEST THING CHEM DELIVERED TO ME IN 2 YEARS.