Convo

Friday night:-

Me: Ba, i want an iPhone.
Dad: whats wrong with your phone now?
Me: whats right about it?
Dad: how much is it?
Me: 600ish with contract.
Dad: you think i print money is it?
Me: yes. wtv, you suck brotha. HAHAHAHA.
Dad: ....

Saturday:-

Dad: Lets go to the Apple shop.
Me: !!!
Dad: its 1000 plus without contract.
Me: ya, a bit too expensive eh?
Dad: iphone sucks la. what other phones you have in mind?
Me: omnia but nvm la.
Dad: we go singtel shop now to see if they have.

Later...

Me: sooo, are you buying me a new phone?
Dad: you think i print money is it?

Today:-

Dad: (called home) im at changi singtel now. the uncle said iphone sucks. omnia can?
Me: ohmygod. you getting me new phone today?!!
Dad: ya but iphone not good la. a lot of problems and very expensive la.
Me: you really getting me a new phone today?!
Dad: ya quick. omnia quite good la.
Me: expensive not?
Dad: dont care la. you like not? or you still want iphone? but iphone very bad.
Me: ohmygod. i like omnia. i want.
Dad: okay.
Me: thanks ba. you suck ah ba. buy changi nasi lemak also please.

I Want

I know that are supposed to be on my mind now is organic chemistry, waves and vectors and what to do if I screw the promos. You know, things like those.

But, I have real problems to solve like how to get that 125$ mango top in spite of inflation, where to go for dinner later and most importantly...

Iphone or Samsung Omnia?

Both are almost alike but I'm leaning on Iphone but I'm thinking I'm doing that just because Iphone is the shizz and I may not really like it. Omnia is the practical choice but you know... It aint Iphone.

Urgh. I hate having to take sides.

Clinic Joke

Down with fever again.

Yesterday, when I was throwing up in school, my vomit came right out of my mouth and my nose too. That got me really really scared. And the nose hurts really really a lot.

Sorry council couldnt go for rehearsal today and decor!

In clinic this morning,

Doctor: Anwar won many votes ah.
Mom: Ya and I don't like.
Doctor: Now there's no more mee rebus in Malaysia. Got sodo-mee (sodomy) only.

HAHAHAHA.

i have no title

Watch me contradict myself.

I think I may have hope in Physics. Not a whole big fat hope; just a teeny weeny little hope. You see, there was this lecture test that not many did well in and surprises of all surprises, I got a 11/25 for the paper. And if I had not been such a pussy and evaluated my answer for total energy, I would have gotten a 13 thus a pass.

But, that's not the point. The point is, Ms Wong stamped this "Improved" thingy on my paper and I was quite pleased, definitely. And, when we got back our Oscillations assignment, I passed again (a rarity, I swear). And she commented that I'm proving and she has confidence in me.

How to give up like that?! And she is really a dedicated and caring one so you know she's sincere about it and not just smoking. God, this is really hard now!

And you know what's also hard?

When your dad is very nice to you.

No, I love my dad. I tell him "I hate you" and "You suck, brotha!" before laughing hysterically at myself because these have no impact whatsoever on him. That's how I say I love you. Probably a little different from how you do it, eh?

So, he got this lobang and he smsed me in the middle of Physics tutorial with 3 pages worth of perfume brands that I may be interested in. And, I thought it was pretty funny because a) he spelled Calvin Klein wrongly and b) he loves to nag when I take his money to buy perfume.

Now, this is where it gets tough. He asked me 2 perfumes that I wanted in case the first one is out of stock. And he chose 2 also. So, he called his friend and he ordered both the perfumes I wanted and only one of his.

"Love is buying 1 perfume so your daughter can have 2"- my father.

How to tell him he suck like that?!!

Respite

Finally!

I missed this space a little actually. Haha. How have you been? Cause I've been fucking great!

No, don't believe me this time.

Many many things happened that are worth mentioning but ironically, none is in my head right now. All I can think up there are dy/dx, cis trans, optical isomer. Cause that's pretty much what I've been doing this week. Yes, that only. Pro, no?

Oh! I and alongside with a few of my classmates (I know it has to be my classmates and I, my English is perfectly fine but I need to stress that this happened to me, yeah whatever, don't judge) were locked out of Chemistry tutorial today!

I was pretty scared at first cause I've never been locked out of first, my room, second, my house and third, any class. So, it's only natural la but slowly, I got the kick of it. And, it was pretty shiok to the extent of being a great joke. We freaking stood outside and looked through the glass window panes and kept ourselves busy with 38123812271273129873 number of isomers that can be formed from one molecule.

And, seriously la. I'm not complaining or giving up, okay maybe on the verge of hoisting the white flag but please la, I'm just a girl. Yes, I have boobs, not brains to do Physics. I just cannot do it and oh no darling, don't you dare do your thang and say "You didn't try hard enough!" cause if you are a guy, what do you know about having boobs?

And, if you are a girl and a) your knowledge of Physics extends widely to the usage of vernier callipers, I suggest you back the hell off. b) you take Physics and you are doing extremely well at it, good for you girl, but no, not everyone can be a freak, can we?

That being said, the reality is I'm doing Physics and boobs or not, its Physics to the end. And, that doesn't change the fact that some of our brains just refuse to process if the the acceleration of the apple is upwards or downwards, eh?

1 month to promos!

Organic Chem kills.

2 hours of Organic Chem slaughters.

Will do a proper post soon. Been busy!

Human Labour

What happened this morning further reinforced my point that PW kills.

So, the group met up for some last minute meeting. Oh wait, no it was 3/4 of the group cause the other one apparently was too sleepy to even wake up to join us. Yeah, that's right. Sleepy. And the other 3 of us are so goddamn awake, filled with such fervour to drown our Sunday morning with this horrible existence that just wastes our time day in and day out. Otherwise known as PW.

And, this isn't the first time our group has been fuctioning as a 3 person group.

I don't know why I'm typing this here anyway but it just pisses me off that while the rest of the group are trying to meet deadline, some asswipe can choose to just not wake up.

I had something else to say here but all that "excitement" from above has distracted me.

Anyway, keep them tags coming darlings! Will reply very soon!

Pip Pip

Honestly, I think SPA is just a joke. Just a big fat joke. Just like PW. Just like the system. Just like my life (because it revolves around the system).

All you do for Chem SPA is just memorie 2 full pages of results and during the actual exam, you go in, pipette a little of this, let some gas out, read a little of that, draw some line on a grid paper then vomit everything you've memorised the night before. That is the kind of education my father is paying.

For Physics, all you do is set up the experiment, don't even bother doing it, seriously. Insert some data in your table, so long it confers to the accuracy and by that I mean decimal points and significant figures, you are well on your way. But, Physics is tougher and tedious. But, it's still a joke.

My point is, other than exercising your memory and boosting your brain power, all this is just a waste of chemical solutions and time.

Anyhow, Ms Wong said during Phy SPA trial just now that she would talk to those who scored single digit for their recent test. And, yours truly, of course, was mentally prepared for a string of questions ranging from, "Did you study or not?" to "Why, want to be retained is it?" that all I said to my ruler while drawing my extreme line was ,"Who's your daddy?".

Turned out, I scored double digit but still, S. Surprising. Sarcasm. This is the product of getting U for almost all your Physics tests.

I am supposed to be doing my research essay now, which does not explain my presence here. But, screw it la. I'm just really shagged from this whole damned week. When tomorrow is over, that will be the happiest day of my life in 5 days.

CCP, here I come!

Ciao!

Mao!

Confirmed already.
I'm going China end of the year.

Mao, here I come!

I'm having the biggest problem with CSE right now. Bloody research essay la.

I've been harping on my "social" point for god knows how long and then I realised "social" is onlu 1/3 of my total points but I've already used 600 over words and it's supposed to be a 1000 words essay.

Bodoh man.

My brain hurts.

So long suckas!

Incoherent

Have you ever held your pee for the longest time, say from 0800 to 2330hrs and with each passing moment, you feel your bladder threatening to give way, your tummy bloated inches by inches, your mind starts playing funny games with you and when you finally let it out, you know you wanted it, you needed it- the shiokest feeling ever?

Well, I have.

Seriously, peeing like that after holding back for lightyears is damn satisfying, I can safely say it feels better than sex. With the assumption, of course, that sex is more painful than it is pleasurable. Okay, who I am kidding, the only thing I know about sex is that it brought me here.

Anyhow, spent the day doing Chem's solubility product at Changi T2 and met the TK boys by chance. I miss them la cause I miss TK.

GP lesson is okay but Mr Chiang is dearly missed la.
I've forgotten Circular Motion.
I have problems with Chemical Kinetics.
I have not touched my CSE notes at all since beginning of term.
I've been doing Gravitation but still fail the goddamn quiz.
I've been doing vectors and hopefully, I'll pass.
I pass my first Chem test in MJC. Thank God.
And, Promos, I ain't ready. So fuck the hell off.

No, I don't mean that.
Just back the hell off, okay, Promos?

Okay. I miss writing in Malay.

come as a friend, as a tramp.

I Need New Music

Let me give you a sneak peak to my life this week. Pretty cool shit, I tell you.

Monday: 2/3 of WR to be ready/EOM to be almost perfect
Tuesday: -
Wednesday: Physics Lecture test/Chem A level SPA/stay back for SC.
Thursday: Maths Vectors Test/Phy SPA trial
Friday: Physics PBL presentation/due for research essay.

Don't you wish you were me instead?

Week 8 is gila babi. Like seriously. The week has not even started but I'm all poised for it to be over.

The only things I have done are 1) Physics MCQ 2)teachers day proposal 3)half of research essay (and knn, this took me the whole day. Okay, half a day cause I only started at 6pm). How to make it like that ah?

Anyway, there is the CSE trip to China (duh) in late November and I'm still contemplating. I want to go but I don't at the same time. It's like China, yaww. I've read many things about them, heard stories about their emperors and rulers, say nasty things about them though all of them are really funny shit, make China jokes and now I'm going China.

Man, I don't know. Should I?

Okay, China can wait but my Great Wall of China list of things to do cannot.

Bye, Mac.

Bernie Mac just passed away.

Oh my god.

Gary and I were just talking about him.

Rest in peace.

Sea of Red And White

I am at Bugis, drowned in National Day Songs while typing with great fervour (at least I like to think so) my PW.

I love PW so much that I'm willing to forsake my nation's birthday. Talk about sacrifice!

Teachers' Day proposal must be in by tonight.
PW doing now.
CSE research essay do later.
Die very soon.

For all the sacrifices I (and the rest of the millions of children) have to make at such tender age to get an A, for missing out my childhood days, for giving me so many reasons to hate being here, for giving me so many people to love cause I'm here, for making me take the cab because I am just lazy despite the exorbitant prices, for making me pay so much for GST and left me wondering where the "good service" comes from, for making my father earns so much and pay so much more for bills, for giving me shops to shop at but with no money, for making me laugh on a daily basis on our idiosyncrasy, for making me wonder really hard if I'm willing to stick my ass around here when I'm 21, for giving me the best yet ruthless education and for many other reasons, Happy National Day!

Now, I'll do PW again.

Thanks Singapore for this brilliant initiative- PW.

The air is so positive, I have no plans on being sarcastic tonight.

Another Rant

When was the last time you wake up in the morning and you truly feel life in your every pore and your heart beats so fast in excitement, awaiting for the day ahead?

Mine was when we were still writing on walls of caves.

I have so much to complain about, I just don't know where to begin. There's this thing about school and then another about school and another one and one more and the list just goes on.

I used to love to hate the idea of going to school but now, I abhor the whole idea of hating school because that would mean thinking about school for a second or two and that I find highly disturbing.

Anyway, PW is still PW and that entails string of profanities. But, if I may risk being a weirdo for moment, I'm kinda enjoying PW a lot now. As much as EOM sucks my balls (figure of speech, don't have any), I like the whole idea of evaluating someone else's work and then you criticise it. Well, some prefer to concur with it but hey, where's the fun in that?

My EOM is something about MOE and at first I had reservation about criticising the Mecca of education here but when I was told I could do it but not overly, that's when I found the joy in PW.

And, I'm guessing that is not one of the aims they had in mind when the implemented this big joke we call Project Work.

Anyway, I have another CSE research essay to do. I've secretly enjoyed research essay just like I enjoy EOM but seriously, this is not a good time. On week 8, I will have a Maths Test, a Physics test, due for CSE research essay, Chem SPA, Physics presentation and perhaps something else I subconciously missed out.

But, the HOD of Chemistry said something about how we should know that Chem SPA takes precedence over everything else. So, that pretty much summed up what I'm gonna do for Week 8.

Tomorrow is the first day with a new GP teacher and it's a she. I never really liked language teacher with boobs. If I'm really unlucky, I'll get the old ones and that's extra reason to skip lesson cause they are usually very draggy and anal about everything.

If you are my new GP teacher, please do not drag the class, do not demand we do our work on the spot, do not time us when we do our work, do not nag, do not repeat yourself every 5 seconds, do not be yourself (especially if you fit the description above). *this list is not exhaustive.