The two things I am afraid of at this moment other than not waking up on time are first, something untowards happening to my hamsters and second, getting lost in China.
Other than that, my luggage is all packed. By my mother. Haha. I gave in to her so I let her pack all the clothes she wants me to bring. Anyway, it is so nice to be going away cause my parents are being extra extra extra nice to me. I think they worry I may find China is home.
So, till I see you darlings again. Until then, goodbye world.
Ciao.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I've been tagged by Has to do this thing here and usually, I won't be bothered. But because today, I am bored and I am hungry and also terribly angry with my mother, I will do this. Just for the record, I have legitimate reasons to be angry now unlike most days.
Okay I need to let this off my system. You see, China trip is like 6 days short and I'm bringing 7 sets of top and bottom and more for everything else that goes underneath it. Not that you are the least interested. The point is, my mom thinks I'm way underpacked.
You people do the math okay- 6days. 7 sets of clothing. Underpacked or nicely packed? Huh, you better say nicely packed.
But, I'm just so goddamned irresponsible and lazy that I haven't even started packing yet and my mother is being so bloody nice by ironing my things and putting my stuff in the luggage. And here I am complaining. Bodoh la ama.
But, still nicely packed. Period.
Rules & Regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little facts as well as state this rule clearly
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names
*NO TAGS BACK!*
Before I begin, 10 would not suffice. (and in no order okay. im good all the same)
1. When I was in P3, I got a little adventurous when I saw my father's shaver and because puberty hasn't hit, the only place the shaver would go was... no, not the hair, too overrated. My eyebrows. I cried so bad and I went to school for close to a month with botak left eyebrow and on the pretext I fell and hit my eyes and my eyebrow was ripped off. Retarded since young.
2. In sec 3, I was on this personal campaign to see how long my fringe could grow and so when I went to snip the top part of my hair and the mofo hairdresser accidentally cut my fringe so friggin short, I cried all the way home. HAHAHA.
3. When I was young, I used to cry in front of the mirror. Just thought I look more pitiful that way.
4. I cannot sleep without a blanket. No matter how warm the night is, I need a blanket.
5. This is slightly disgusting. You know when you eat mee soto or something like that, your saliva will somehow become thicker right. Right. I like to let my saliva hang off my lips just to see how long it could go. And, I'm pro at this.
6. I cried when I watch Lion King, Finding Nemo, Narnia. And I make fun of my mother when she cries watching Korean shows.
7. Actually, I kinda like twisting and breaking some part of my bones. Like the ankle and the arm. It makes me feel stronger. Haha.
8. I talk to myself most of the time I am alone. Okay, all the time.
9. I only appear extroverted but I just like my time alone and I actually am a very very very extremely shy person. No, really.
10. When I was young, right up to Sec 2, the only thing I wanted to be was to be a boy. No, really. And I watched this movie when I was in Primary 4 where this girl slept underneath the stars and next morning, for some strange reasons, oh vagina no more. Hello penis! I believed it could happen because I was young and naive not stupid. I wanted to be a boy sooo bad.
And Ama tag:
1) hugh laurie
2) patrick dempsey
3) barack obama
4) pamela anderson
5) ryan stiles
6) ellen degeneres
7) katt williams
8) paris hilton
9) adrian pasdar
10) just to see if stupidity is infinite... bush.
In case one of them doesn't reply, you guys can take his/her place.
1) fong.. the boyfriend snatcher
2) atiqah
3) istilah
4) kehui
5) daryl
6) rico
7) jessie
8) huiqi
9) you
10) and you too if you are interested.
OKay dah. Tired sak.
Okay I need to let this off my system. You see, China trip is like 6 days short and I'm bringing 7 sets of top and bottom and more for everything else that goes underneath it. Not that you are the least interested. The point is, my mom thinks I'm way underpacked.
You people do the math okay- 6days. 7 sets of clothing. Underpacked or nicely packed? Huh, you better say nicely packed.
But, I'm just so goddamned irresponsible and lazy that I haven't even started packing yet and my mother is being so bloody nice by ironing my things and putting my stuff in the luggage. And here I am complaining. Bodoh la ama.
But, still nicely packed. Period.
Rules & Regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little facts as well as state this rule clearly
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names
*NO TAGS BACK!*
Before I begin, 10 would not suffice. (and in no order okay. im good all the same)
1. When I was in P3, I got a little adventurous when I saw my father's shaver and because puberty hasn't hit, the only place the shaver would go was... no, not the hair, too overrated. My eyebrows. I cried so bad and I went to school for close to a month with botak left eyebrow and on the pretext I fell and hit my eyes and my eyebrow was ripped off. Retarded since young.
2. In sec 3, I was on this personal campaign to see how long my fringe could grow and so when I went to snip the top part of my hair and the mofo hairdresser accidentally cut my fringe so friggin short, I cried all the way home. HAHAHA.
3. When I was young, I used to cry in front of the mirror. Just thought I look more pitiful that way.
4. I cannot sleep without a blanket. No matter how warm the night is, I need a blanket.
5. This is slightly disgusting. You know when you eat mee soto or something like that, your saliva will somehow become thicker right. Right. I like to let my saliva hang off my lips just to see how long it could go. And, I'm pro at this.
6. I cried when I watch Lion King, Finding Nemo, Narnia. And I make fun of my mother when she cries watching Korean shows.
7. Actually, I kinda like twisting and breaking some part of my bones. Like the ankle and the arm. It makes me feel stronger. Haha.
8. I talk to myself most of the time I am alone. Okay, all the time.
9. I only appear extroverted but I just like my time alone and I actually am a very very very extremely shy person. No, really.
10. When I was young, right up to Sec 2, the only thing I wanted to be was to be a boy. No, really. And I watched this movie when I was in Primary 4 where this girl slept underneath the stars and next morning, for some strange reasons, oh vagina no more. Hello penis! I believed it could happen because I was young and naive not stupid. I wanted to be a boy sooo bad.
And Ama tag:
1) hugh laurie
2) patrick dempsey
3) barack obama
4) pamela anderson
5) ryan stiles
6) ellen degeneres
7) katt williams
8) paris hilton
9) adrian pasdar
10) just to see if stupidity is infinite... bush.
In case one of them doesn't reply, you guys can take his/her place.
1) fong.. the boyfriend snatcher
2) atiqah
3) istilah
4) kehui
5) daryl
6) rico
7) jessie
8) huiqi
9) you
10) and you too if you are interested.
OKay dah. Tired sak.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Hello! If suddenly any of your bodies decide to go psycho on you and be so undecided on what temperature to stay on for a decent 24 hours or so, come to me for consultation. So you see, because of that virus thingeling a few weeks back, I can get fever so suddenly and then be normal again a while later and slip back into hotness (literally) a few hours later.
The end result:
1) Nose bleed
2) Swollen gums
Anyway, I'm going China in like what... 3 days, okay technically 2 days and I haven't even packed! Oh.my.god. Since when did I turn into a sloth? A very good sloth at that.
So here's the deal. China. Me. In less than 72 hours, I think. And darling, this is no joke. Are you listening to me? This is C-H-I-N-A. I may never come back the same person again and you know that would be a great loss to the institution that is the universe.
I'm freaking out now. But because I'm so goddamned lazy, I'll worry after I watch TV la.
And oh oh, people are starting to study already la. And what have you been doing ah amalina, shop shop shop. And if got money not that bad know, have to search all over the house for the ka-ching. And wake up la loser, recession year know. Spend money like your father's money.
Okay, actually it is.
I have to redirect my life. Get my shit together. I have to realigned my priorities cause it's fcking screwed up la. You know it is when watching House is what you do first thing you wake up and last thing before you sleep and revision is never in the daily agenda.
and on your list of things to do, is make me fall in love with you
The end result:
1) Nose bleed
2) Swollen gums
Anyway, I'm going China in like what... 3 days, okay technically 2 days and I haven't even packed! Oh.my.god. Since when did I turn into a sloth? A very good sloth at that.
So here's the deal. China. Me. In less than 72 hours, I think. And darling, this is no joke. Are you listening to me? This is C-H-I-N-A. I may never come back the same person again and you know that would be a great loss to the institution that is the universe.
I'm freaking out now. But because I'm so goddamned lazy, I'll worry after I watch TV la.
And oh oh, people are starting to study already la. And what have you been doing ah amalina, shop shop shop. And if got money not that bad know, have to search all over the house for the ka-ching. And wake up la loser, recession year know. Spend money like your father's money.
Okay, actually it is.
I have to redirect my life. Get my shit together. I have to realigned my priorities cause it's fcking screwed up la. You know it is when watching House is what you do first thing you wake up and last thing before you sleep and revision is never in the daily agenda.
and on your list of things to do, is make me fall in love with you
Sunday, November 23, 2008
So, in the end, we did go Ikea. You know, I'm beginning to think every single thing there is so pretty that it actually fools you into getting them although there is no apparent reason for it. Like for example, I bought this thingy. Okay 2 thingys from the "home organisation" section and you see, for someone who has been in my room, they know that is exactly where I should head to.
Anyway, so, I bought this really nice organisation thingy that hangs down your wardrobe and you're supposed to get its separate drawers kinda thing, which I got 4. And, in the end, it doesn't fit the height of my wardrobe.
Oh wait for it. It gets better. And then, I bought another organisation thingy that I intended to fit into my drawer in my wardrobe so I could sort my earrings from my purse from my socks from my sweater from my hamsters... you know that kinda thing. And in the end, (on 3 everyone!), it doesn't fit.
Like I want to slaaaaap my beautiful face know.
This whole thingy got me thinking that I actually fight for the things that I am told I cannot get although I need it for absolutely nothing. My aunt actually told me not to get the drawer organising thingy because it will collect dust and for all I know, cockroaches will make porno there (she didnt actually said porno, i took the liberty to infer) cause I have this strange habit of never closing the doors.
I never really liked it that much though but because she went on and on and on about it, I decided to get it. Just because I could.
Like tonight, we were out for dinner and I was so freaking famished, I couldn't care less where we were heading to. Then I told my mom and she said no and my father said no after 9 minutes I asked the question and 8 minutes my mom said no. And I wasn't really that angry but I decided to get angry just for the fun of it and my father said no again when I actually didn't say anything and my mom finally gave in about 45 minutes later.
And I wasn't really craving for ramen. It's because I was bored and it was so much fun to see my father getting annoyed over trivial things and my mom finally giving in after a long long arduous fight. And to see how long I could push this nonsense... oh trust me, I'm damn good at this.
Oh my god, now that it is written down, I.am.a.freaking.monster. I sound so manipulative... almost verging on psychotic. Alamak.
But go try it out on your parents. Its quite fun... and this is coming from someone who thinks not bathing for a week is the coolest shizzzz. Go figure.
I need to stop being so bored.
Anyway, so, I bought this really nice organisation thingy that hangs down your wardrobe and you're supposed to get its separate drawers kinda thing, which I got 4. And, in the end, it doesn't fit the height of my wardrobe.
Oh wait for it. It gets better. And then, I bought another organisation thingy that I intended to fit into my drawer in my wardrobe so I could sort my earrings from my purse from my socks from my sweater from my hamsters... you know that kinda thing. And in the end, (on 3 everyone!), it doesn't fit.
Like I want to slaaaaap my beautiful face know.
This whole thingy got me thinking that I actually fight for the things that I am told I cannot get although I need it for absolutely nothing. My aunt actually told me not to get the drawer organising thingy because it will collect dust and for all I know, cockroaches will make porno there (she didnt actually said porno, i took the liberty to infer) cause I have this strange habit of never closing the doors.
I never really liked it that much though but because she went on and on and on about it, I decided to get it. Just because I could.
Like tonight, we were out for dinner and I was so freaking famished, I couldn't care less where we were heading to. Then I told my mom and she said no and my father said no after 9 minutes I asked the question and 8 minutes my mom said no. And I wasn't really that angry but I decided to get angry just for the fun of it and my father said no again when I actually didn't say anything and my mom finally gave in about 45 minutes later.
And I wasn't really craving for ramen. It's because I was bored and it was so much fun to see my father getting annoyed over trivial things and my mom finally giving in after a long long arduous fight. And to see how long I could push this nonsense... oh trust me, I'm damn good at this.
Oh my god, now that it is written down, I.am.a.freaking.monster. I sound so manipulative... almost verging on psychotic. Alamak.
But go try it out on your parents. Its quite fun... and this is coming from someone who thinks not bathing for a week is the coolest shizzzz. Go figure.
I need to stop being so bored.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Hellooooo.
Holiday is the shizzzzzzz. I like having to do nothing cause it keeps me occupied. But, there's like a million things to do afters but I'll worry about that when the time comes.
I'm supposed to go Ikea now but my father is taking a nap and my mother is feeding the hamsters and here I am. Damn annoying la this family.
Watch this!
It's in malay though but these kids are damn cute right! Macam toyol! Hahaha.
I miss writing in Malay. I think I will do that in my next post.
Ah, stupid post.
Holiday is the shizzzzzzz. I like having to do nothing cause it keeps me occupied. But, there's like a million things to do afters but I'll worry about that when the time comes.
I'm supposed to go Ikea now but my father is taking a nap and my mother is feeding the hamsters and here I am. Damn annoying la this family.
Watch this!
It's in malay though but these kids are damn cute right! Macam toyol! Hahaha.
I miss writing in Malay. I think I will do that in my next post.
Ah, stupid post.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Move Over, Stiles.
This is what I've been busy with:
Okay, so you cannot see who that is. How about this....
Okay, so you cannot see who that is. How about this....
Look at how sexy, suave, charming, insanely gorgeous, smoking hot and his eyes are just.... out there. It's like they are flirting. Hahaha, I want to think so.
Hugh Laurie is my new shizzz. I have fantasies about him. Okay, no.
Actually, I've been secretly liking him but I didn't tell anyone hence a secret. Cos, he's old and he gets so ridiculously fhksdjfhkdsjfhdskfhsk sexy when he's grouchy on House.
And, he's so fucking sexy. Have I said that?
But, I'm coming out today.
Haha.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
According to my laptop, I have 16% to do this before the battery dies so lets do this fast.
So, I've been missing for a while and that's because of 2 things. One, I had a fever like I said but things get out of control and I'm talking 40.1degrees celcius out of control here and my whole family has this strange virus thingy and my mother was hospitalised. So in a nutshell, I was too lethargic and what else, lazy. Second, I was lazy.
But, now, I'm okay, not great okay. Just sneeze, cough, oooh, i'm seeing double, oh, no i'm fine okay. Yeah, so that's okay I guess.
Since we are talking ill-fortune here, lets just stick it to that.
J1 bash was so so much better than I expected or we expected for that matter. But, note to self, don't try to be hero and emcee with a fever. Only thing on your mind is to get off the stage alive.
My hamster, Cobbles, being the darling that he is, bit my index finger. No, actually, he always does that so when he bites me a little on my finger, I will carry him up and so he dangles in mid air. And, he loves that. Just that, the other day, he bit my finger softly while I was talking to my Aunt and I didn't realise. Next thing I know, BAAAM! Bit a part of my finger where the vein was and now my right palm has this subtle blue bulge. Hurts just a little though.
Oh no, 12%!
Oh, remember the skin centre appointement I was talking a few months back? I'm having a minor surgery this coming 2nd January! It's not really ill-fortune cause I've been wanting this surgery but it's a surgery so I just thought I should be a little scared.
And oh, China in 9 days! I haven't packed anything, prepared nothing and I'm going to the land of Mao!!!! Oh my god, this is so exciting! I love all the cinones and bak kwa! Okay, no not really.
And I finished all this at 11%. God, I'm good.
So, I've been missing for a while and that's because of 2 things. One, I had a fever like I said but things get out of control and I'm talking 40.1degrees celcius out of control here and my whole family has this strange virus thingy and my mother was hospitalised. So in a nutshell, I was too lethargic and what else, lazy. Second, I was lazy.
But, now, I'm okay, not great okay. Just sneeze, cough, oooh, i'm seeing double, oh, no i'm fine okay. Yeah, so that's okay I guess.
Since we are talking ill-fortune here, lets just stick it to that.
J1 bash was so so much better than I expected or we expected for that matter. But, note to self, don't try to be hero and emcee with a fever. Only thing on your mind is to get off the stage alive.
My hamster, Cobbles, being the darling that he is, bit my index finger. No, actually, he always does that so when he bites me a little on my finger, I will carry him up and so he dangles in mid air. And, he loves that. Just that, the other day, he bit my finger softly while I was talking to my Aunt and I didn't realise. Next thing I know, BAAAM! Bit a part of my finger where the vein was and now my right palm has this subtle blue bulge. Hurts just a little though.
Oh no, 12%!
Oh, remember the skin centre appointement I was talking a few months back? I'm having a minor surgery this coming 2nd January! It's not really ill-fortune cause I've been wanting this surgery but it's a surgery so I just thought I should be a little scared.
And oh, China in 9 days! I haven't packed anything, prepared nothing and I'm going to the land of Mao!!!! Oh my god, this is so exciting! I love all the cinones and bak kwa! Okay, no not really.
And I finished all this at 11%. God, I'm good.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Let me give you a peek into my syiok day tomorrow.
0745-1205 Lectures (with a break at 935)
1400-??? OGL meeting
1600-??? YEB rehearsal
Oh sure, all that is nothing. Really, what is working back to back from 745am till god knows when, been there done that.
But, try having a temperature of 38.7degrees celsius, a head which threatened to split any minute, higher frequency of cough than actual breath, aching bones and getting cold and hot at the same time.
Now got kick ah.
0745-1205 Lectures (with a break at 935)
1400-??? OGL meeting
1600-??? YEB rehearsal
Oh sure, all that is nothing. Really, what is working back to back from 745am till god knows when, been there done that.
But, try having a temperature of 38.7degrees celsius, a head which threatened to split any minute, higher frequency of cough than actual breath, aching bones and getting cold and hot at the same time.
Now got kick ah.
I'm just saying, this is my shiiiiaat!
The last time I talked to a friend in need was when her teacher thinks she was being too involved in boys at one time and threatened to let her parents know. And, of all other candidates, she chose to me to get sound advice from. And being the most perfect person to give everyone the best solution, I told her, "Let's pretend we are a couple and you are involved with boys just to know which side of the game you on,".
See, this is the kinda solution I dispense. I put myself in double the problem the friend has and I put the friend in the most uncomfortable position. And, I still don't find that strange.
Just had a convo with a friend with a phone dilemma. The phone is pretty neat, the more I looked at it, the more I see my Omnia moving away.
No, that isn't the problem. This is... there's this promotion thing going on and tomorrow is the last day and he needs to raise 200dollars. And he has 100dollars. And we have no solution. Oh, if you are thinking of one now, trust me darling, it won't work.
So, being the most perfect person to ask a soultion from- again, I offered to let him have my money first. Now, this is what I see from where I'm standing. I want him to get his phone but I don't have that much money, well if you count a few purple notes and some coins much money in the first place.
So, I was praying so hard, pray, pray, pray, that he would say no, and realise I just wanted to help but had no capacity to. I prayed so hard; it was the longest 3 seconds of my life.
Oh, don't you be giggling at me. I was just being a friend! A friend with kosong brain.
And, phew, he typed the most beautiful no in the most beautiful font ever.
Alright, gonna sleep now, with my purple notes and coins under the pillow. Toodles!
Friday, November 7, 2008
This Friday is down down down.
I've never felt rotten on a Friday.. not since ever. But, today I do.
Plans were busted. This and that... Now I need to find something to do to fill my boredom. Like for example yesterday, if I were bored, I could watch and google Barack and Michelle Obama. But, today I can't cause all the articles, all the youtube videos... been there, done that darling.
And when I feel like the world is turning into a dark evil place, I seek solace in Katt Williams but now I can't because I've watched all his stand-ups, memorise all his lines. I just have to run them in my head and I'll start laughing.
And if all is lost, there's always PW. But, that ugly bitch is over. It's like a funny feeling, I kinda liked its over but I wished it linger for a while, just a little while for me to savour the moment. But who am I kidding, goodfuckingbye PW.
I think I'll start cleaning my room. For real this time. I just don't know where to begin in that shithole.
Catch ya later, alligators.
I've never felt rotten on a Friday.. not since ever. But, today I do.
Plans were busted. This and that... Now I need to find something to do to fill my boredom. Like for example yesterday, if I were bored, I could watch and google Barack and Michelle Obama. But, today I can't cause all the articles, all the youtube videos... been there, done that darling.
And when I feel like the world is turning into a dark evil place, I seek solace in Katt Williams but now I can't because I've watched all his stand-ups, memorise all his lines. I just have to run them in my head and I'll start laughing.
And if all is lost, there's always PW. But, that ugly bitch is over. It's like a funny feeling, I kinda liked its over but I wished it linger for a while, just a little while for me to savour the moment. But who am I kidding, goodfuckingbye PW.
I think I'll start cleaning my room. For real this time. I just don't know where to begin in that shithole.
Catch ya later, alligators.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I haven't had PMS for the longest time. But today I am just pissed at everything that constitutes this blurdy world.
Listen to my innermost thoughts...
I want to clean my room so bad. I really do. But, no bullshit here, I am just damn lazy. Too lazy to even clear the stacks of papers on my table. Oh, but I really want to file things accordingly, maybe vacuum the room, paint the room a darker shade of purple and install a plasma tv on the wall.
But, I've got no money. No energy.. maybe I do, but I am just too fucking lazy. See, this is what Ikea does to you. Everything in that bitch looks so pristine and perfect and just the way it has to be and when you come to your own room... you're like, "Hell no, I'm not sleeping in this shit,".
Maybe I should go Ikea again tomorrow night just to feel sorry for myself.
I reminded my Mom and aunt they were thirsty and they should go to the kitchen when in actual fact, I find their conversation very annoying. No, it's nothing personal, I swear. It's just the blood discharge that makes me hormonal.
I really want to be Katt Williams. Haha. I remember all his lines. Damn, I'm obsessed. But, no, I really want to be him.
I'm worried about J1 bash. Fazall and I are emcees and I have set a quota for myself, if less than ____ number of people are coming, I will just take over the stage and become Katt Williams. I swear. I'll do all his lines and and and, I'll curse like him. Oh by the way, Katt curses in the most beautiful tone.
If that genius calls you a motherfucker, which he and 23182731 other African American comedians, it'd probably sounds like, "oh baby...".
I want to buy a cat. I think I will just sneak a cat home one of these days. I'll just say he needed to pee real bad.
Whatever la. I'm angry for no reason.
Haha.
Listen to my innermost thoughts...
I want to clean my room so bad. I really do. But, no bullshit here, I am just damn lazy. Too lazy to even clear the stacks of papers on my table. Oh, but I really want to file things accordingly, maybe vacuum the room, paint the room a darker shade of purple and install a plasma tv on the wall.
But, I've got no money. No energy.. maybe I do, but I am just too fucking lazy. See, this is what Ikea does to you. Everything in that bitch looks so pristine and perfect and just the way it has to be and when you come to your own room... you're like, "Hell no, I'm not sleeping in this shit,".
Maybe I should go Ikea again tomorrow night just to feel sorry for myself.
I reminded my Mom and aunt they were thirsty and they should go to the kitchen when in actual fact, I find their conversation very annoying. No, it's nothing personal, I swear. It's just the blood discharge that makes me hormonal.
I really want to be Katt Williams. Haha. I remember all his lines. Damn, I'm obsessed. But, no, I really want to be him.
I'm worried about J1 bash. Fazall and I are emcees and I have set a quota for myself, if less than ____ number of people are coming, I will just take over the stage and become Katt Williams. I swear. I'll do all his lines and and and, I'll curse like him. Oh by the way, Katt curses in the most beautiful tone.
If that genius calls you a motherfucker, which he and 23182731 other African American comedians, it'd probably sounds like, "oh baby...".
I want to buy a cat. I think I will just sneak a cat home one of these days. I'll just say he needed to pee real bad.
Whatever la. I'm angry for no reason.
Haha.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I am so glad that Obama wins. It used to be a matter of being a potential African American president to me, then to how freakishly handsome he looks when he rebutted McCain but now, it's just about how I feel he has proved himself worthy of the throne.
And you know, when he came out to give his speech, he looked so calm like the fact he was the president-elect has not gotten to him. I think that's what attracted people to him cause it appears he sincerely wants this change to happen and I'm so very glad America got it right this time.
I knew I had no chance of being president when I started feeling bad for McCain during his concession speech because clearly I work on emotions! I think I only felt bad cause he was old and this had been such a long journey for him and the fact that the Republicans knew it was coming their way since Bush kinda fucked up the office.
But, seriously though, can u even bear to imagine Palin as the VP? I'll slit my wrist and turn emo and die, die and do it all over again.
Anyhoo, back to the reason why you even bother reading my blog. Because you are so interested in my life! Haha. You know, I never thought I will keep this blog going for such a long time. I'm a lazy lazy genius you'd ever known what. But, I'll save that rant for another post.
The 5 minutes we had were pretty fast; I stood there, talked, talked, waiting for the first bell to go, then it did, then I panicked, then I lost my train of thoughts and then I got it back and then I said thank you. Ta-dah!
Q&A was alright but I could have done much better. But, I'm happy as it is.
But, the story for today is not about me or Obama... it's about this China boy, lets name him X. And, he isn't that other China boy in my group cause he was punctual and cooperative so thank heavens.
So, X being X which means he is a dirty (literally), unclean, uncleansed, unhygienic and all those other beautiful words, came in late for OP! For a good half an hour. His leader was panicking cause a) he has no handphone so there's no way they can contact him and b) he's a selfish ass.
He rushed in the room in the midst of a presentation and he started slurring in his thick accent about how apolegetic he is and I lost him right there cause I really believe he started conversing in alien language with a strange China accent when the examiner denied him entry into the room.
Oh the drama has just begun.
During his presentation, now, I really really died. It was like stand-up comedy, Katt Williams would have lost hands down. He gestured here and there, spoke in English that sounded 99.9% as Chinglish (Chinese and English), had mini hops here and there and in some totally uncalled for situations, he began raising his voice to assert his points.
It was like seeing Mao being reincarnated. But, I bet to my last dime, Mao would have been a million times better to watch and listen to.
His Q&A was the bomb cause first, he only had 1 point for the question and he repeated it, para-phrase here and there for close to 10 minutes. And, the teachers didn't stop him and I sat there trying so hard to hold my laughter. And he was so eager to leave but apparently, he had question number 2 to answer.
Can you freaking imagine the pain I had to go through? I needed to laugh so bad, roll on the floor but all I could do was bite my tongue with my shoulders vibrating due to my restrained laughter and there he was, standing so inoccent, ignorant of his surrounding and started to repeat his point all over again.
Good comedy bodoh! If I had balls, they would have shrunk.
I think he's a born comedian. He doesn't need to have materials to prepare, just open the mouth, and you have the stand-up comedian of the year.
I concede defeat.
And you know, when he came out to give his speech, he looked so calm like the fact he was the president-elect has not gotten to him. I think that's what attracted people to him cause it appears he sincerely wants this change to happen and I'm so very glad America got it right this time.
I knew I had no chance of being president when I started feeling bad for McCain during his concession speech because clearly I work on emotions! I think I only felt bad cause he was old and this had been such a long journey for him and the fact that the Republicans knew it was coming their way since Bush kinda fucked up the office.
But, seriously though, can u even bear to imagine Palin as the VP? I'll slit my wrist and turn emo and die, die and do it all over again.
Anyhoo, back to the reason why you even bother reading my blog. Because you are so interested in my life! Haha. You know, I never thought I will keep this blog going for such a long time. I'm a lazy lazy genius you'd ever known what. But, I'll save that rant for another post.
The 5 minutes we had were pretty fast; I stood there, talked, talked, waiting for the first bell to go, then it did, then I panicked, then I lost my train of thoughts and then I got it back and then I said thank you. Ta-dah!
Q&A was alright but I could have done much better. But, I'm happy as it is.
But, the story for today is not about me or Obama... it's about this China boy, lets name him X. And, he isn't that other China boy in my group cause he was punctual and cooperative so thank heavens.
So, X being X which means he is a dirty (literally), unclean, uncleansed, unhygienic and all those other beautiful words, came in late for OP! For a good half an hour. His leader was panicking cause a) he has no handphone so there's no way they can contact him and b) he's a selfish ass.
He rushed in the room in the midst of a presentation and he started slurring in his thick accent about how apolegetic he is and I lost him right there cause I really believe he started conversing in alien language with a strange China accent when the examiner denied him entry into the room.
Oh the drama has just begun.
During his presentation, now, I really really died. It was like stand-up comedy, Katt Williams would have lost hands down. He gestured here and there, spoke in English that sounded 99.9% as Chinglish (Chinese and English), had mini hops here and there and in some totally uncalled for situations, he began raising his voice to assert his points.
It was like seeing Mao being reincarnated. But, I bet to my last dime, Mao would have been a million times better to watch and listen to.
His Q&A was the bomb cause first, he only had 1 point for the question and he repeated it, para-phrase here and there for close to 10 minutes. And, the teachers didn't stop him and I sat there trying so hard to hold my laughter. And he was so eager to leave but apparently, he had question number 2 to answer.
Can you freaking imagine the pain I had to go through? I needed to laugh so bad, roll on the floor but all I could do was bite my tongue with my shoulders vibrating due to my restrained laughter and there he was, standing so inoccent, ignorant of his surrounding and started to repeat his point all over again.
Good comedy bodoh! If I had balls, they would have shrunk.
I think he's a born comedian. He doesn't need to have materials to prepare, just open the mouth, and you have the stand-up comedian of the year.
I concede defeat.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
It's close to 1am and I'm feeling for this patient on the operating table on Grey's Anatomy, who's getting his heart operated on while being wide awake. Oh the pain. I cannot even stand a needle in my arm and now we talking metal things in my heart? Gotta pass that.
Anyhoo, the real pain now is planning for Orientation. It's so torturing, I swear I can go through 4, okay maybe 3 rounds of heart surgeries back to back. It's really not about the event that you are planning because most of the things are up to you but the other things that are not up to you bite your ass really well. Like uncertainty of when a freaking event will be held, like shifting events from one day to another.
It sounds pretty okay here but oh trust me, it isn't when you get down to the real shit.
If you are coming into Meridian next year, you better bring your ass to Orientation and like it or not, you better like the Finale!
Talking about council work that I have to face less than 8 hours before I am awake is making me not to want to be awake. Urgh.
Anyway, I need to ramble cause I drank coffee just now and my eyes are so wide awake. It's always awake at all the wrong time but give me a Phyics notes to read now, the eyes close. No argument there.
I discovered something about myself of late. I think I am an animal lover. Yeah, others just knew it, I had to take 17 years to find that in me. I love my hamsters; I cannot imagine if one of them just die when I wake up.
No, actually, I can, it'll be just like Pebbles and Frabbles.
Then, everytime I see a cat, I have this urge to always carry it home. The only thing stopping me is my mother's scream and my father's nag and perhaps, my hamsters becoming food for Weewee. That's my imaginary cat's name by the way.
Okay, rambled enough. Sleep!
Anyhoo, the real pain now is planning for Orientation. It's so torturing, I swear I can go through 4, okay maybe 3 rounds of heart surgeries back to back. It's really not about the event that you are planning because most of the things are up to you but the other things that are not up to you bite your ass really well. Like uncertainty of when a freaking event will be held, like shifting events from one day to another.
It sounds pretty okay here but oh trust me, it isn't when you get down to the real shit.
If you are coming into Meridian next year, you better bring your ass to Orientation and like it or not, you better like the Finale!
Talking about council work that I have to face less than 8 hours before I am awake is making me not to want to be awake. Urgh.
Anyway, I need to ramble cause I drank coffee just now and my eyes are so wide awake. It's always awake at all the wrong time but give me a Phyics notes to read now, the eyes close. No argument there.
I discovered something about myself of late. I think I am an animal lover. Yeah, others just knew it, I had to take 17 years to find that in me. I love my hamsters; I cannot imagine if one of them just die when I wake up.
No, actually, I can, it'll be just like Pebbles and Frabbles.
Then, everytime I see a cat, I have this urge to always carry it home. The only thing stopping me is my mother's scream and my father's nag and perhaps, my hamsters becoming food for Weewee. That's my imaginary cat's name by the way.
Okay, rambled enough. Sleep!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
I'm beginning to get very busy. Again!
It's the same ole shit. Orientation and then PW. PW and then Orientation.
Oh speaking of which, let me please bitch to you about PW. I've seen how my other friends have found such therapy in bitching about PW, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon.
No, it's not about that China boy I've loved to hate because lets face it, I don't give two hoots if he wants to do his work or just eat bak kut teh all day, all night. And oh, did I tell you how he scared the hell out of us when he said he was migrating to Canada! Yeah, I was supposed to be the happiest girl on this warm planet but if he did, we won't be able to do our OP. Now, that's tragic.
Anyway, my PW tutor (topic of discussion today) is a really really nice person. As in he's full of warmth and so eager to actually help us get thru this hell, I've got to give that to him. But, you see, he has this impression that I always let my council work take priority over my PW.
Now, now, sir. If you know me well enough, my PW takes precedence in everything I do during this period of time but I am a councillor, so there is no running away from council work. And that means I have to juggle both and that can be so draining.
But that's not the point.
Just because I wasn't with my group in the beginning part of the day for 2 days during the OP preparation, he thinks I am SOOOOO tied down with my council work that I am just so weak and pathetic that I have to let the rest of my group do my share for me. Well, he didn't say weak and/or pathetic but if you have an over-active mind who grabs exaggeration at every possible instance, you would have thought likewise.
Now, now, again, sir. I will never stoop so low as to push my share of shitty work to other poor souls and if you recall during the WR period, who was the one who emailed you 3 nights in a row the updated WR at 3am?
And even then, I had council work to complete too.
I mean, yeah I was wrong not to be with my group for that 2 days but I came back with my slides and all done prim and proper. It was just that there was some urgent council work that had to be completed immediately and if I were to choose either one to do at the moment, it has to be the one that needs my attention most. You would have so done the same, I just know.
But, really don't get me wrong. He's really really nice as a person/teacher. He is the type who goes the extra mile for each of his student and he really doesn't mind. Really funny guy.
And, I'm a feeling very guilty for writing all those but urgh! I thought this is supposed to be therapeutic.
It's the same ole shit. Orientation and then PW. PW and then Orientation.
Oh speaking of which, let me please bitch to you about PW. I've seen how my other friends have found such therapy in bitching about PW, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon.
No, it's not about that China boy I've loved to hate because lets face it, I don't give two hoots if he wants to do his work or just eat bak kut teh all day, all night. And oh, did I tell you how he scared the hell out of us when he said he was migrating to Canada! Yeah, I was supposed to be the happiest girl on this warm planet but if he did, we won't be able to do our OP. Now, that's tragic.
Anyway, my PW tutor (topic of discussion today) is a really really nice person. As in he's full of warmth and so eager to actually help us get thru this hell, I've got to give that to him. But, you see, he has this impression that I always let my council work take priority over my PW.
Now, now, sir. If you know me well enough, my PW takes precedence in everything I do during this period of time but I am a councillor, so there is no running away from council work. And that means I have to juggle both and that can be so draining.
But that's not the point.
Just because I wasn't with my group in the beginning part of the day for 2 days during the OP preparation, he thinks I am SOOOOO tied down with my council work that I am just so weak and pathetic that I have to let the rest of my group do my share for me. Well, he didn't say weak and/or pathetic but if you have an over-active mind who grabs exaggeration at every possible instance, you would have thought likewise.
Now, now, again, sir. I will never stoop so low as to push my share of shitty work to other poor souls and if you recall during the WR period, who was the one who emailed you 3 nights in a row the updated WR at 3am?
And even then, I had council work to complete too.
I mean, yeah I was wrong not to be with my group for that 2 days but I came back with my slides and all done prim and proper. It was just that there was some urgent council work that had to be completed immediately and if I were to choose either one to do at the moment, it has to be the one that needs my attention most. You would have so done the same, I just know.
But, really don't get me wrong. He's really really nice as a person/teacher. He is the type who goes the extra mile for each of his student and he really doesn't mind. Really funny guy.
And, I'm a feeling very guilty for writing all those but urgh! I thought this is supposed to be therapeutic.
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