I Love China

Of all the papers I've sat for, CSE was the best. I love China. I love Mao, Deng, OCP, Reform Era and Confucius.

Essay on Confucius came out. Heh, spot on. Mr Yeo discovered everyone did the same question minutes after exam ended. The result of spoon-fed generation. I'm in it.

Anyway, dinner with the family at East Coast later! Finally something to look forward to.

Chemistry is fail by default. So that's one F. Maths, I'm thinking subpass. So, S. GP maybe a D because of my uber disgusting, poor structured, incoherent and shit essay. Physics is a U, I don't need a reason for that. CSE, I'm aiming C.

Okay off to doing something stupid. Anything stupid.

Confucius Says

Confucianism emphasises on proper social conduct of social relations to achieve smooth running of state and self. Confucianism is relevant in China today (post Reform Era) as its teachings can ammeliorate the social problems that rose as a result of R.E. R.E emphasis on material wealth and people in turn succumb to their material graft resulting in their losing spiritual and moral bearings. I love Confucius.

Last paper tomorrow and I'm getting back my Chem paper tomorrow right after CSE. More reasons why I love MJ. Sarcasm. You know this got me thinking, excluding tomorrow, it means the Chem teachers had 4 days to mug... I mean mark our papers. And that's like a lot of papers. Maybe, an example they want us to emulate when studying Chem.

Anyhow, Maths and Physics papers were a goner. Like total shit loss. Nothing useful at all. Maths was slightly better because there wasn't a question you could not start. But that doesn't mean you can end it either. Which is the common case for me.

APGP, Binomial, Graphs were okay. Vector, recurrence and some other thing cannot make it.

Physics was the shit killer. The paper was so screwed, I am screwed.

Okay, will do Reform Era.

Wish me luck for Chem tmr! i need it.

Quickie

My mom and I were talking about our family last night and went as far to our distant relatives. Then, around midnight, we got a call. One of our relatives had passed on.

That's how fragile life is.

Rest in peace.

A quick one, here.

I'm so effing disappointed in myself for GP essay. I've never screwed up so badly for an essay and when it has to happen, it's mid year. Baaaik. Compre was okay.

Chemistry is chemistry. Hard like balls. Section B was relatively better to me and you know, it's this kinda ruse they employ. Feed them easy peasy questions at the start, lure them in, and when they tell themselves there's a probability of passing the paper, that's when you give them your hardest blow and screw their asses upside down.

One thing I learnt, you really need stamina for exams like this. 2 hours of Chemistry followed by another 45 minutes of Chem MCQ without break. Now, that's a marathon.

Too shagged to even do my GP.

Okay, 3 more papers to go.

Ryan, is that you? HAHA.

OMG.

Someone from the US visited my blog because he/she had typed "ryan stiles" on Google but found my blog instead. Heh. Talk about obsession.

I know you'd love to shut me up but I am convincing myself that Ryan Stiles is so self-obsessed that he types his own name on Google and then... yeah, you know how the story unfolds.

Whoever said lying was bad was definitely not telling the truth. Cause I feel goooood.

Okay GP now.

dear god, im not asking a lot. just let me pass 2 H2s preferably one of it is chemistry and the other of your choice. and please, you dont have to give me A for gp, just let me do well in it and for cse, please, please, let me at least pass my essays though i have yet to start on the subject. and, oh, please dont steal my countenance from me during the papers. thank you!

Bye darlings.

Tell Me What's Your Flava

I slept last night at 430am.

Ask me what I did.

Heh, no it wasn't Whose Line. I was organising all my notes into the different ring files I bought- something you rarely see me doing. It took 3 hours to search all over the house for all my notes and tutorials and then keeping them in the correct files.

Worth it though. I feel like a new woman.

Mid Years on Monday and at this point, I'm just like... lets do it.

Screw up or not, that's another story by itself. I've set very realistic targets for myself, heh, if you know what I mean.

Me: (singing craig david's) What's your flava? tell me whats your flava?

Mom: Strawberry.

Dad&Me: ...........

Semester 1 over.

Semester 2, here we go. Go to hell.

Good Luck one and all!

3 Days

All this shit about staying away from blogging and just maximising this week is just what it is- shit.

My friends, I only have the intention to pass 2/3 of my H2s and that shall be Chemistry and Maths. But since MJC has quite a reputation for Chemistry papers, that narrows it down further to 1 H2. And because I'm only 17 and I'll make mistakes in my life, I'll sure make mistakes in my Maths paper and no, it's not because I don't know how to do it, it's just that I learn better from my mistakes. So, that narrows it down to zero H2 passes. And, screw Physics upside down.

I have to pass GP or else I'll quit JC and join Improv. comedy and earn lots and lots of money like Ryan Stiles. Then, I'll move to LA and my chances of seeing him is so high and when I finally meet him, he'll realise that I am also an improv. comedian and just like him, I drop out from school and has become a rich bitch. Because we have so much in common, he'll forget his wife and his three kids (the eldest is 1 year my junior) and we'll get married and live happily ever after. The end.

3 more days to MYE and that's all I'm doing. Counting the days.

Anyway, hello. My birthday is about 4 months away. I really like Whose Line, uh huh, I especially love Ryan Stiles. Then, I saw this DVD on Amazon.com and it says "Whose Line Is It Anyway: Season 1, Vol 1 and 2 (uncensored)". Yeah, my birthday is 4 months away, in case you forgot I said that.

Okay, I'm off to have some kinky fantasies about Stiles. Oooh, big shoes. :D

Flying COCKroach

I hate it when school is starting again. Everything is so miserable now. I've not watched Whose Line for the longest time. I'm dying to watch Ryan Stiles again. I'm missing so many people. And, I'm always feeling sleepy. Okay, well that's constant.

Anyhow, I was revising my work this last night and because I've always hated anything that has to do with papers, pen and calculator, I will do everything to alleviate the pain. (i think im allergic to studying) So, I opened the windows, in the hall and living room and just when I was about to be drowned in the music in my ears but not my work, I saw something flying at the side of my eyes. Time was 1154pm and hell at that time even if I saw Peter Pan flying, I'd kicked his balls.

But nope, it was a freaking giant flying cockroach from hell and it flew right to my right cheek and once it touched my human skin with its disgusting insect wings from hell, it flew around the house.

Forget kicking his balls, I was such a pussy and all I did was screaming helplessly, waiting for rescue. And all that happened in less than 10 minutes but it was too disturbing, I've decided to abandon my plan to revise.

And, now I'm here. Heh.

Whatever ah, all I'm left to do for Chem is to just memorise all those shit from my Chem notes and do Redox. Can ah.

You know, this has got to be the first MYE I put so little effort in. I'm very disappointed in myself but I saw this coming.

Sayonara. I'm off for some shut-eye, then Chem, then maybe I'll choose Physics or Maths.

Until Then

So, chalet was swell though it was only one day. Thanks Sue-Ann for the chalet and you guys for just talking and talking and scaring ourselves silly the whole night! I love you guys :)

Sometimes, I ask myself why the hell I love to do things that eventually will get my ass busted. Like for example, going to a chalet when it was just 10 days away from MYE. At times like this, I really am convinced my brain is on my knee cap.

Anyhow, watched Italy vs Romania match yesterday and I think, I am supporting Italy. Because of Del Piero. Heh.

Oh, the reason I'm here is to tell you guys that maybe this is the last time you guys will hear from me until MYE ends. Which is about in 2 weeks. Well, of course this is the last if I have better discipline and control, but hey you and I saw how things worked out.

So, in case this is the last one, I know this is gonna be hard, but try not to miss me too much. I don't really wanna stop blogging but next week is the final one and I don't want to miss the chance to revise my work, which I so badly have to.

I leave you guys with a hoedown by Ryan Stiles:

I'm singing a song about a vending machine; Cant you see that it's really not my scene; trying to think of something clever with a little twist; if we do another hoedown i'll slit my fucking wrist.

Gotta love the man!

Bye darlings.

i call them april babies cause they fool.

Sleepy

Hi. By the way, if you're a guy, you're pretty too.

I have not slept since 1000am yesterday. Timecheck, 12:53pm, the next day.

Ask me what I did I last night.

Heh, you got it right, smarty pants.

I was stalking Ryan Stiles online. And oh boy, when you're having fun, time flies; next thing you know, your temple is throbbing and look, the sun is already out!

Quit staring at me.

For one, don't think you can hide behind those screen, I can see you. Oh yes, I can see you even when you think nobody can. I aint bullshitting- you're wearing a striped briefs with pink laces! Scared, much?

No, I'm just really sleepy, bear with me please.

Second, I did my revision the whole day. So, yeah that speaks pretty much for itself. And, screw your ass upside down Gases!

Will be going for Sue-Ann's chalet later and then yeah... catch some sleep afters.

Ryan Stiles, I love you!

When I grow up, I wanna be Ryan's wife. hahahahaha.

no, im not kidding.

Lollipop

I have nothing much to say actually.

Just that, just now I put Grabbles (one of my hamsters) on the coffee table and I let him play by himself while I continued watching TV. There was a small vase on the table and I knew he would play in the flowers so when he was missing, my first instinct was "Uh huh, vase!".

But, he wasn't there.

Then, I realised there was a glass half full (or half empty, whichever you prefer). And I was like, "Oh no... Oh no,". I waited and waited.

There he jumped out, body wet with coffee, from the glass.

Weird weird hamster.

Okay, I hate APGP. Bye.

Bite You In The Ass

I was doing trigo just a moment ago and now I'm here. See, that's how easy I can be distracted.

I hate to use the word 'studying' cause to me, it gives the impression that I am sitting still and really concentrating on my work. In actual fact, I can never sit still and my efficiency is like... 40% and I'm being nice to myself here. The room is either too warm or the air-con is too cold, the chair is too hard, my butt is sore, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm sleepy and all the other nonsense you can think of, I've used them.

So, after 4 days of not doing any revision, I've forgotten some concepts in Chemistry and that scared the shit out of me. Did Revision Package the whole afternoon then went running at 8pm, bathed, was doing Trigo and here I am.

Sometimes, I wish I was just a little smarter, God. Sure, it wouldn't hurt, eh. I don't want to be a little more disciplined cause discipline is bleargh; I just want to be a little smarter so I can slack more and can still pass. Yeah, wait long long.

If only Maths was as fun as Ryan Stiles. Heh.

I did not watch any Whose Line? today minus the Ryan Stiles Best Bits on my YP-P2 so I'm really depressed now. How I wish I can spend a whole week just watching Whose Line and the videos just play without loading time. That'll be perfect.

Until then, I have MYE to sit for and Trigo is biting me in the ass. And, so is Gases. Gundu Gases.

P.S: Rico! I meant to mention you yesterday but it slipped my mind! Anyway, I was really glad to see you, waay better than seeing you on screen la. Call me in July okay? :)

I Came Home

Homecoming yesterday was great, really because first, I've seen how much effort Nich and the rest put in for this and the turn-up was pretty good despite bad weather and second, I see my TK people again in TK. Nothing can beat that, really.

I had no script for yesterday and I was just playing by ear but I was not tensed at all cause I know this people and they know me so who cares if I suddenly forget how to speak in English.

God, I think I'm really attached to TK. Best days of my life, in there.

Anyway, revision is stagnant for about 4 days already. Nothing going in, no reading any notes. Had so many events this week so I've decided 'what the hell, just let it go'. Been shopping for 3 days in a row and aaaaahh, this is the time when I really need my Mummy.

I'll start revision again tomorrow cause today I'm just gonna sleep in and watch more of Whose Line?.

Speaking of Whose Line, I cannot believe there are so many who are unaware of the show. I mean, they used to air in on Channel 5 at 10something a few years back and they still do at 1230am on Friday. I am soo over 'having a crush' on Stiles la, and 'madly in love' doesn't even come close to it. I am obsessed about that man!

Brain dead. Off to watch more Whose Line?.

I love TK with all my life.

Weeds

Oh, studying went really smoothly until now.

Youtube killed me.

Okay, so I stayed up for 3 nights in a row watching Whose Line until 330am. I just got a little distracted.

I'm really supposed to be doing my Maths now but guess what I'm doing.

Whose line is like weeds to me.

Oh, actually the real reason I'm watching is because I have a crush on Ryan Stiles.

Okay, so I like older men. Shoot me.

Sick Messages

Physics, after so much animosity between us, you have finally given way to my persistence. Honestly, you suck but because I don't really have much of a choice, I will do everything within my woman power to make it work between us. Don't disappoint me.

Chemistry, you have tested my loyalty like no other have. You brought me to places I've never been, made me felt things I never exist and you are a whore. No, I don't really mean that. But, now that things are better between us especially Chem Bonding, I hope it stays that way. No more confusion. I think it's our communication. If we want this relationship to last, we gonna work on that.

Maths, you can go fly kite. I haven't touch you at all. Nothing. Kosong. Prata kosong, I tell you. But, I'll visit you this week. I should actually. Well, I better. Other than that, I have nothing to say to you but I really really don't think it'll work between us.

CSE, I really don't know how to say this but as much as I love you, I have to let you go. For now. I'll memorise every inch of your body when the time comes but for now, you do not top my priority. I'll buy Bak Kut Teh to compensate this emotional abuse I've caused.

GP, I love you. But, I have no time for you. I'll make time, I promise. I love you, essay but comprehension, you and I do not click. Work with me compre and imagine what we can achieve. You, me, we can conquer the world!

and im reaally sleepy. bye.