Convo

Friday night:-

Me: Ba, i want an iPhone.
Dad: whats wrong with your phone now?
Me: whats right about it?
Dad: how much is it?
Me: 600ish with contract.
Dad: you think i print money is it?
Me: yes. wtv, you suck brotha. HAHAHAHA.
Dad: ....

Saturday:-

Dad: Lets go to the Apple shop.
Me: !!!
Dad: its 1000 plus without contract.
Me: ya, a bit too expensive eh?
Dad: iphone sucks la. what other phones you have in mind?
Me: omnia but nvm la.
Dad: we go singtel shop now to see if they have.

Later...

Me: sooo, are you buying me a new phone?
Dad: you think i print money is it?

Today:-

Dad: (called home) im at changi singtel now. the uncle said iphone sucks. omnia can?
Me: ohmygod. you getting me new phone today?!!
Dad: ya but iphone not good la. a lot of problems and very expensive la.
Me: you really getting me a new phone today?!
Dad: ya quick. omnia quite good la.
Me: expensive not?
Dad: dont care la. you like not? or you still want iphone? but iphone very bad.
Me: ohmygod. i like omnia. i want.
Dad: okay.
Me: thanks ba. you suck ah ba. buy changi nasi lemak also please.